Disclaimer

I love my children. Capital L-O-V-E every bit and piece of them, from the top of their poptart crusted heads right on down to their sandy, house-wrecking feet. But if all I wrote about was how I am so blessed to have been gifted with the care of these amazing and magical creatures no one would read this blog. "I just want to kiss them and hug them and make them wear adorable hats...blahblahblah." Bo-ring! My plan is to block my site so the kids can never read this. However, I am pretty sure they will thwart any plan I can come up with, so when they inevitably come across this collection of moments in which they were driving me insane, I want them to know how much I love them and enjoy laughing about these crazy moments...later. Much, much later. Mommy loves you babies!